A Recount

A daily recount of what goes on...on a day like this:

6:45am : the iphone alarm goes off, Martin has to get up for work.
6:46am: Martin helps me get off the bed because I really have to go pee. Badly.
6:47am: ahhhhhhh that feels so much better.
6:50am: might as well take a poop. Let me just find the perfect spot on this damn little pee\poop pad.....ahhh found it!
6:52am: I need help to get back on this bed. Martin is in the shower and Nia is dead asleep, WAKE UP!!!! ugh, she can't hear me.
6:58am: I got comfy on Martin's shirt that is on the floor.....but Martin finally got out of the shower, so he let me back on the bed.
7:28am: Martin must have heard my tummy becuse he let's me back off the bed and puts some food on my plate. Yesssss!!!!
7:30am: Mmmmmm, this is scrumptious
7:45am: Might as well take another poop
7:48am: Let me go wake up Nia, I want to get back on the warm bed
7:50am: She heard me!!!! yay back on the bed I gooooo!!! it's so warm here!!!!
7:51am: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
9:15am: the phone alarm goes off...I guess Nia has to get up for work
9:15am: just kidding, she snoozed it
9:25am: so for real this time, the alarm goes off and she opens up her eyes. Let me go say good morning with a friendly lick to her face!
9:28am: She gets up, picls me up and let's me off the bed....not like I asked her to, but...hello Martin's shirt on the floor!
9:40am: Nia is out of the shower, and yaaaay she picks me up and puts me back on the bed!!! it's so warm here.
10:15am: Nia woke me up. She says she's leaving for work. that means one thing, I have to get off this bed and plan for the rest of my day
10:18am: She left. I hate when they have to go to work. I think i'm much more fun to be around than whatever it is that they do at work. Wait, what is work again?
10:19am: Hello Martin's shirt on the floor.
10:40am: I just woke up from a funny dream. I dreamt i was people and also had to go to work. In my dream, work was this place where there was all this food, and I had to eat it all. so I did. and I woke up and now i'm thirsty.
10:42: This water sure is delicious
10:44am: I wish i was tall enough to reach the remote and turn on the tv in the living room. there is so much going on in that tv. i have met other dogs, people and places...learned about wars, military stuff, food, traveling and some people named kardashians. what are kardashians anyway?
10:50am: OMG Roxy wont stop barking. oh yeah, so Roxy is like my sister...but she's in a relationship with Pitbull...and they live here with us, but they have their own section, I heard Martin call it Camp Refugi. But anyway, they have their own section, with their own house. I kinda like it that way, because they dont get into my stuff and dont eat my food, or drink my water. Every now and then, I will talk to them, mainly to tell them to be quiet. They make a lot of noise.
11:00am: I think I will take a nap
11:01am: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2:00pm: whoa, was I out for that long? nah....anyway, i feel so lazy...maybe I should run around...you know, to keep in shape?
2:05pm: that was such a good workout!
2:06pm: wonder what time Nia or Martin will get back home.....
2:07pm: One day, I will find where they keep the food. I would like to eat more food when they are not here.
2:10pm: Naptime
3:00pm: Pitbull started barking and it woke me up. I asked him what he was barking about. he said he was barking because Roxy took the ball and ran inside their house and wont come out. So then I asked Roxy why she wont come out and she said to f-off. what's f-off?
3:15pm: Seems like Roxy finally calmed down and will now come out and share the ball with Pitbull. I think i'm a good psychologist. Yes, I know what a psychologist is.
4:00pm: it seems like a super lazy day. so I will make the most of it and find that shirt that Martin left on the ground.
5:40pm: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
6:00pm: just heard a noise down the hall from our room. I have never been to that room. it's too far, and I get a bad vibe from it. I heard my uncle Ivan was suppose to live in that room. it's a really little room. and my uncle Ivan is really tall.
7:00pm: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
8:40pm: I think I just heard a car pull up. could it be? Someone is home? yesssssssss!!!!!
8:42pm: yay yay yay yay yay yay yay Nia is home!!!!! I missed her!!!!
8:44pm: Finally, someone I can talk to and will turn on the tv for me and will watch it with me!!! so much fun!!!
8:50pm: We decided to watch "The Voice" I like singing. I can sing. just ask Nia,
9:45pm: Time for some HGTV. I love looking at houses.
10:25pm: I feel sleepy again, but Nia will most likely stay up watching tv. Martin wont be home until the morning because his work takes over 24 hours to finish. Sometimes, Nia will take me to go visit him. Those adventures are super fun. But that hardly happens when it's this dark outside. I think I will take a nap. She can take me back on the bed when she is ready to sleep. I'm soooo excited to see Martin tomorrow!!! So I will sleep now so the daytime will get here sooner!!! Goodnight!!!